It's sad really. No-one cares about the henchmen and their families.

I mean it's hard to make your way in the galaxy these days, and there are mouths to feed. Sometimes those mouths even have bodies attached to them, and some of those bodies even have legs and feet.
And you know what that means!
Yes, you have to buy shoes! But not just any shoes. Oh, no! They have to be the latest shoes.

Spare a thought for the children on those henchmen that will have to walk through life with unfashionable shoes, outcast from society, living on the fringes.

How long will it take for them to become radicalized?
Where will it all end?