Holly Slavic Remedy! :D

Another Slavic thing, type sci-hub and you will find the black raven holding the keys of your paper. Don't type without the dash, only with the dash you will call the raven.

I never tried it, of course, this is just a legend that you can open any paper like this, but hey - it's just a legend you know.

Just don't be afraid of Cyrillic. In order to prepare you:
Јуст донт бе афратид оф Цирилиц