why elephants rarely get cancer?
Here's a more interesting question: Why does cancer never get cancer??
I know, mind blown.
Interesting topic, and at the end I kinda felt you stopped in the middle of it, like a cliffhanger.
Evolutionarily speaking, I would indeed expect larger animals and longer-lived animals to have less cancer, just as I would expect taller buildings to have better earthquake and wind resistance tricks: it's a problem they have to solve in the process of getting bigger/taller/longer-lived.
That's because I got bored and thought - well, nobody's gonna read this anyway 😎
Exactly, it's amazing how evolution finds its ways of solving a problem, being a completely nonteleological force.