Haha! Nice! I'm glad you both survived childhood and ended up so cool. Great photos.
Ok, I attended a born again christian school through 5th grade. I was told some pretty messed up things (especially because my brothers and I were never baptized) but the one that sticks out most in my memory was from a teacher who said "If you say the word hell, you will go to hell." That blew my mind as a kid, she said the "h" word! - What's the craziest thing you were told about your religion that didn't make sense and still sticks out in your mind?