ROUND 3 — sugar-@raybrockman vs. @thedamus-ali

Hi Friends,

Now y’all know this is a friendly fight right? Ol’ @raybrockman and me have been going toe to toe now for some time, and there has never been any love lost — that’s why i got a “Bud Light” card-girl to announce where we are, ‘cause you know, in the heat of battle, with the stackitus raging, it’s sometimes hard to know what’s what. But just because we’re friends doesn’t mean we ain’t gonna’ dish out our best, because to do any less would be disrespectful. I mean just look at him! He’s a Beast!!!

And boy o boy does he rock the uni-tard! 😳😍😜🤣😂😭So that’s another reason why i won’t hold it against sugar-@raybrockman for that potent combination he delivered in round 2: a hard one to the left! And then a Butterball canon from the right that had my bells ringing! Here’s the re-cap...

Sugar-@raybrockman delivers from the left

And brings it home with a right!

I was rocked!!! For a few seconds everything went all dark and starry and i drifted up, up and away...

It was a worthy dream 😜...

But then... “C’mawwwwn ya bum!!! Snap out of it!!! You can do this!”

Adrian...yo Adrian...is that you?

“No for Chrissakes!!! It’s me George, your trainer! Wake up kid, you got this!!!” Well, my eyes were still a little glassy, but sure nuff! There was good ol’ George, telling it like it is! I got back up on my feet before the bell chimed 10, and made it back to my corner — phew!

“Okay man, what’s our plan?” I’m still reeling from that last round.” And then he laid out our plan of attack.

Okay, eat a Fatburger and drink a coke. I can do this!!! Take sites on the cheapest place in town to buy silver, and lay out the moves.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, BOOM!!!

I let sugar-@ray have the full order! Double-Maple-Combo (hold the vegetables) and a large platter upper-cut of the black aspirin! — or in this case the red/white/and blue aspirin.

A direct hit!!! Here’s the slo-mo replay...

Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-BOOM!!!

That last Eagle really landed! ...even if there are some who still say that: the first one was staged... 😜😁🤣🤣🤣

Ba-fucking-BOOM!!!

...and then — Ding Ding!!!

Huh whuh!!!? I only got in 5 ounces today!

However, you will remember, that this fight isn’t just a sheer show of force. It is a fight against paying premiums. So i am happy to announce that i was able to procure those 4 — very clean — 2014 SMLs for .73 cents under VBCE random year price EACH, and i got tha ASE for $2.18 less than i would have paid if i had shopped at the main dealer in town. So 5oz total added to my 3oz from round 1 makes 8 ounces. So i am still ahead of the big-dawg in ounces, but he did just give me a blatant hammering in the last round...hmmm

Well, we’ll see how the judges score this one at the end, afterall, it’s not called the sweet science for nothing and i am very happy with the gorgeous shiny i got at a low, low price. All in all I’m feeling pretty good. That burger landed well, and seems to be accomodating of the fresh pint of bud i have in front of me 😜👍

Now remember: this ain’t Sparta, and it ain’t the MGM in Vegas — this is SSG! And in our heavyweight club there is ample time to rest up in between rounds!

It’s looking good though, if the fight was called now i would have to say @thedamus -ali has it by a few points. But we are far from the end of this match, and sugar-@raybrockman has some pretty fancy footwork — and a HUGE fucking hammer — so i wouldn’t count him out by a long shot. That man has been known to literally crawl to his mailbox just to get the upperhand on the stackitus! But when it gets personal, he has also been known to drop gold nuggets and dish out Madfuckery like he was bangin’ the COMEX!

I am @thedamus and i approve this post, as well as a little nappy-poo so i can recharge for round 4. Bring it on Brockman!!! What you got cooking!?

(Please, please, please, tell me it’s not another boston-butt or i am going to freak out!!!) 😜🤣

And yo, SSG, don’t be a featherweight! If you haven’t already, then ounce up and join the goodfight. Just pick up a coin/round/ounce/bar and commit it to #ssg-community for the MONSTER RAFFLE III. We’re Asskickers around here afterall, not asskickees!

Cheers! from @thedamus
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