A young Scotsman went out on the town and drank far too much. The young man passed out and fell into a deep sleep.

While he slept, a young woman came upon the drunken Scotsman. She looked all about and saw no one else around and thought it would be a fine opportunity to find out for herself the age old question: what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

Gently she lifted up the kilt and saw only what God had given the Scotsman. Being a mischievous young lady, she took a blue ribbon from her hair and tied it about the Scotsman's manhood.

When the young Scot awoke in the morning he went to a near by tree to relieve himself. When he lifted his kilt he saw the blue ribbon and cried out:

"I don't know where you've been laddie, BUT I see you won FIRST PRIZE!"