Java Jaguar 080

in #steempress6 years ago


Java is a jaguar. Jaguars are from Brazil. Jujitsu is also big in Brazil. So it makes sense that Java Jaguar is a master of Jujitsu. Right?

If you have a problem with that train of logic, might I remind you that he is a jaguar cub that also talks and drives.

Next up: All out war between Dingo Jack and Java Jaguar! It's like Australia Vs South America. But in a fist fight instead of a lame soccer match.


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Are those real Australian words? I need a translator.

I think so but they may actually not be used correctly. I was looking up Australian slang to try to find the most ridiculous sounding phrases I could. Also, didn't have a fair dinkum Aussie to check my work...