Soccer Mom Theme Song (Parody of U2's With or Without You)

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It's soccer season in the Crowbar household. That means I'll be chauffering 3 kids and a toddler to 4 different practices and 3 games each week at 4 different fields. And we need to be there ON TIME.

Well, here's how I really feel about it. Parents, can you relate? Please comment below on your experiences with soccer season, or just getting your kids out the door on time! Any tips or tricks?

Soccer Mom Theme Song
Lyrics by Crowbarmama
(Loosely based on U2's With or Without You)

See the cleats still on the floor
As I’m standing by the door
I wait for you.

A turtle's pace, at this rate,
We'll be more than a little late.
We may leave without you.

With or without you
With or without you.

You're finally dressed and at the door.
I fed you once, but you want more.
And this van is leaving

With or without you
With or without you
This van will leave
With or without you.

And you lost your other cleat
And your jersey, it stinks!
'Cause you won't-
Cause you won't-
Put it in the laundry.

My nerves are shot.
Why must we go through this every week?
What's so hard?
It's just a soccer game!

And you lost your water bottle!
I just handed it to you!
And you give-
And you give-
And you give me grey hair!

With or without you
With or without you
This van will leave
With or without you.

I chose @Crowbarmama as a handle because I believe in doing the best you can with what you have on hand. The crowbar is a multi-purpose tool. You’ll notice my photography is a bit rough, my grammar is not the most polished, but as a homeschooling, homesteading mama of 4, if I waited to take my photos until the light was perfect or re-edited my posts a 5th time ( I shoot for 3 drafts), I would never get a post out!

Don’t sweat the small stuff, just Crowbar it!

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