Top Balloon - You look like some kind of Pokemon!

Bottom Balloon - So what? You are a fake Pharaoh!

I am a mom who only played pokemon red years ago, because my son was too young to read at that time. The rest of this topic has passed me by. Maybe in my next life.

I found you on twitter and came for the "non-techies" part. I am highly qualified in this area. Many people can vouch for my technical stupidity. I did not read the rest of your post, but I'm sure it is very good :)