So you want to be a Blogger?

Don't bother, writing if it doesn't come exploding out of you in spite of it all.
Don't bother, if it doesn't comes on it's own accord from the heart and mind and mouth and gut.
Don't bother, if you have to sit for hours staring at your computer screen or hunched over your phone searching for words,
Don't bother, if you write for money or fame.
Don't bother, if you're doing it just to get laid.
Don't bother, if you have to sit there rewriting it over and over.
Don't bother, if it's hard work just thinking about it.
Forget about it, if you're trying to write like somebody else.
Do something else, if you have to wait for it to burst out of you and can't wait patiently.
Especially, if it never does burst out from you.
You arn't ready, if you first have to read it to your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, parents or to anybody.
Don't be like so many thousands of people who call themselves writers. Don't be a bore lame and fake.
The Blogosphere has yawned themselves to sleep over your shit.
Please, don't bring more shit in the world.
Don't bother, unless it comes from within like a volcano erupting and only if saying nothing would make you go insane, suicide or murder.
If your gut doesn't burn with hunger than don't bother.
When it is time it will do it by itself and it will keep doing it until your dead or it dies within. That is just how it is and always has been.