Everyday Steemit is growing and so is the stupidity. If you are doing any of these 10 things, you are not using Steemit correctly! You can do better.
The 10 Dumbest Things People Do On Steemit
1. Ask for money on your first post.
2.Reply to a post by saying, "Great Post" even though you didn't read it
3. Asking for a follow as a reply
4. A minnow says to a whale... "Vote for me and I'll vote for you"
5. Just posting a picture with a title. This isn't Instagram
6. Tell People How To Succeed On Steemit With No Money In Wallet
7. Talk Smack To A Whale
8. Write One Blog And Think You'll Get Rich
9. Cashing Out When Steem Took A Dip To $1.60
10. Not Reading @WalkingKeys' Posts Daily
I hope you got a laugh and learned something. Resteem to help the minnows out a little.
If you like the GIFs, here are a few other blogs you may like.
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- The 12 Stages Of Posting On Steemit - (Told In GIFs)
Please reply with any feedback. You all rock and thank you so much for the ongoing support.
STEEM ON!
Haha I always look forward to the gif stories, way to make something your own! Good stuff 👍
Thank you! I really try to make them funny. You picked up a new follower. I appreciate the ongoing support.
Thanks a ton!
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Oh my god...... I'm still doing 2 of these things..... your post is a fountain of wisdom man......
I really learned something lol
lol, at least you have number 10 down!!! lol Thanks for reading. I broke/break number 6. hahaha
Ok.... I promise I will stop this offence hahahahaha
Number 10 is a no brainer ;)
lol I agree. HAHAHA thanks for the ongoing support!
I have been guilty of a few of those things in my first week lol but learning quickly! I love the meme of the girl sticking her head in the mixer...what the hell did she think would happen?! lol thanks for the laugh :) Already following you, keep up the good work!
Thank you so much for taking the time to read through. I'm glad you laughed. I am also thankful you are a follower. I really appreciate it.
LMAO...OH my god yo...Number 2 is hilarious. I have been guilty of talking smack to a whale. I think I told him he was a dolphin.
hahaha, I bet he didn't like that too much. Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. I think the 2nd one and the 6th ones are my favorite. lol You picked up a new follower FYI, I want to follow the best rapper in Atlanta. Thanks for stopping by.
LOL. Hey I talk the talk and walk the walk. It was a bit of an arrogant statement though. lol
sometimes that is how you get noticed.
It was funny as hell to me...because I really thought someone was sitting there. lol But that's the point it's like if you're just coming on to say shit like "nice".
lol, exactly. hahah Engagement is as important as posting content in my eyes. Like we are doing right now. lol
Great Post... And Yes I actually read it... I LOVE MEMES!
I'm glad you like them. Iol. You picked up a new follower. If you like the GIFs then come back in like 15 minutes when I post a new one. It could be my best yet. lol
Hell Yes! Thanks for that....
I'll just sink back into my computer and wait like...
HAHAHAHA -
This next one is going to be good. lol. All will farrell gifs
Here it is.... lol. https://steemit.com/funny/@walkingkeys/my-average-day-on-steemit-told-with-will-farrell-gifs
I lolled when I saw those gifs!
Good way of showing people the right way to act here on Steemit, with a light touch.
hahahaha, that gif is great. Thank you for reading. You picked up a new follower.
Number 10 hit my funny bone! Thanx for helping out people like me who have just joined Steemit. I will follow you.
Great Post (sorry I couldn't resist the urge)
lol, well, it means you read it. hahaha. Thanks for stopping by. You got a new follower.
Literally the fist thing I clicked on after signing up, this was very helpful to me. Thank You!
hahahahaha, well thank you for picking this. I appreciate it. I actually have a few posts to help new Steemonians like yourself. You also picked up a follower to help your journey. Good luck and welcome to Steemit.
No 9 almost made me pee my pants! "Great Post" I really did read it I swear! Have a re-steem I am following.
Thank you!!! I means a lot. I'm glad you laughed and didn't pee your pants. lol Thanks for the support.
I did the 8th one but now have realized that its like a wheat crop that needs some time before you harvest it :)
hahah, we all did that at one point. I agree, planting seeds. People can make a lot of money here, but it takes times and sunshine and water...
Yup, doing that bro and hoping to start getting rewards after 6 or 7 months
Haha, the added Gifs are hilarious!
Thank you! I try. I'm glad you enjoyed them.
You must have a lot of patience making or hunting those gif's down.
yeah, I kinda know what I am looking for so that makes it easier. It's fun though. I don't write a lot on these posts, but they do take time. Thanks for noticing.
You got a laugh out of me. Upvoted and resteemed.
That was my goal... the laugh not the upvote and resteem, but those are nice too. I really appreciate the support. Thanks for coming back.
Five must been painful and makes me glad to not have long hair. Thank you for that.
hahaha, I searched selfie fail for that one. haha I agree. Some people are just dumb.
True, true, true and true.
thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. lol!
Awesome
upvoted
Thank you very much. I appreciate it. You picked up a new follower.
Thanks for your support. I saw your facebook message.
You're welcome
Can you check out my blog ?
Woot. I haven't don't any of these things. Phew I was worried haha
These gif based posts of yours are cool!
Thank you so much. They are fun to make. You just picked up a new follower for checking out my stuff and replying. I really appreciate it.
You're welcome and thanks a lot. I appreciate the follow. Cheers. Looking forward for more of your posts.
Great gifs! Quality post! The gifs make it great!
just a tip you should use the conversion tool in wallet to convert your SBD into STEEM POWER when SBD's price is less than $1. Right now its more than $1 so you want to sell your SBD using the market feature in your wallet and but STEEM. Then you power up that STEEM. If you keep doing it the way you are doing it you are losing almost 15-20% every trade at today's prices. I made the mistake my first trade just wanted to share so I can bring value buddy
Great tip. I've never sold it, I am going to try and figure it out. I've just been resisting it and converting it is so easy. lol. What about just doing 100% sp when I post?
have you done that?
Nope I have not, I always do 50/50 because you get a 30% higher payout than if you do 100%.
Yeah I feel blessed I went to college for Finance so this market stuff was natural but still took me some time to figure it out.
Good tip. I'll just learn to convert. I'm sure there is a video or some shit. It's not that hard. lol. I just hate finance. I love the creative side. lol Obviously.
haha I feel ya buddy. You are killin the creative side though
you resteem a lot. Do you make money doing that?
I try to keep the resteems to 3-4 a day. You really don't get paid anything at all. I do it to show support for good content and authors I agree with. Also, try to resteem anything my followers would find value in.
I understand that for sure. I resteem stuff that brings value or people that I support. I was just wondering if I should do more or less. I know I need to vote less, mine can't get above 30% lol
Ah I gotcha gotcha. Yeah I have found there is a fine line between providing value and overwhelming. just have to experiment to see what works best for you. But yeah I had been only voting a few times a day to get my voting power up for this new gig as a Curator I start this week. But I know if you want to keep your power up you want to vote like 5-15 times a day.
I'm new here and I haven't done those things, I guess I'm going in the right direction 😜
Yes, yes you are. As long as you also make sure you adhere to number 10. Thanks for reading. you picked up a new follower.
I posted a picture of my cat, but cats don't count, right? They're magic!
And thank you! :)
Also number 10 is the most important one 😁
lol, you are right. Cats are magic.
hahaha!
Awwww Lil Bub!!! 😻
lmao... I didn't know he had a name and was famous. lol
lol the shit you learn online. hahaha.
It's a she, it's short for Lilian Bubbles! 💙
I talk smack to whales all the time tbh, and I post great post a lot, but I always follow up with comments and I read the post of course.
One more I'd add is making a giveaway of something tiny like 1SBD at 50 followers and telling everybody to resteem you for entry, like follower, etc.
That's shameful imo, especially because of the low amount.
lol, have not seen too much of that, but you are right, that will make it on the next list.
hahaha, if you can back it up, talking smack can take you far. Look a Kobe or Lebron lol or Ali.
Such a funny way to enumerate these things we shouldn't do on Steemit. It made my day! Thank you!
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Great post! lol :P
HAHAHAHA. These are so true, and #6 is RAMPANT,
Also also also, I am new here and to the world of cryptocurrency, and I have a question. Where is a good resource to find out "when Steem takes a dip to 1.60" (but obviously more general). I have no idea when to cash out and when to hold. I don't want to take too much of your time, but I am LOST on that front.
Regardless, thank you for the entertaining and informative post <3
I'm definitely guilty of #8 and am now just now redeeming myself for #10. Great post.
Thank you! You picked up a new follower for reading my stuff. I appreciate it. I agree, I wouldn't of known all 10 if I wasn't guilty of a few myself. lol
Thanks for the follow
lol I guess some of us end up finding this out the hard way. I'm just here to blog about what my heart desires :)
Damn right! I found out the hard way. hahaha. You picked up a new follower.
Hilarious! I was guilty of nr. 10 until recently. I'd like to talk smack to a whale one day, but only of we're on even terms😊.
Keep it up dude!