"HEY COOL BLOG BRO. LIKE THAT PICTURE." (A Steemit Observation)

Dear Cookiecutter Cucklord,

I like how you play the odds...
Literally every post is a blog post, so good call!
And pretty much every post has a least one picture.
So, that works.
Batting 100% in that respect.
The hardest part about what you do, is you have to skim the blog post to get an idea of what it's about.
Not hard at all, really, if you even do THAT!
Then you leave a comment.
Make sure to tag yourself... DIY backlinks.
Basically pissing in a corner of my bedroom.
"First real dog... left my mark, let's see what other dogs find it interesting and try to find me."
Bot dogs aren't real dogs!
Everyone gets BottyMcbotFaced.

I can only imagine what your sex life is like.
Probably has something to do with taking the dirty, shit-covered scumbag off your dick and tossing it on your victims bed as you strap up your designer jeans around your waste and get into your Ford Fiesta and drive off.

Jesus, you're a cool dude.
I can only hope to be like you one day.
Alas, when the shitstorm cometh, I'll only only have my self respect to keep me afloat.

This shithole is worse than facebook.
It's the shitcap version of facebook with a thin, shear coating of semi-transparent shit upon it.
Yes.
The shitcap=Shitcapitalist.
You have no respect for anything aside from your own gains.
Not to say that is the way of the capitalist.
Just you.
Leaning towards the "shit" side of things.
I hope you eat it.

Eat shit.
You are shit.
Your content is, in fact, shit.

I don't care about your cut and paste bullshit.

Oh, you've made it this far? Good. Let me explain why Steemit is worse than Facebook at this point.
It's basically the Escort of the hooker world.
An Escort thinks they are better than a hooker.
Higher class.
Better looking.
No.
You're still a whore.
Infact, you're more of a whore.
You're a whore in denial.
As that dick enters your ass, you try to convince yourself that it's not your ass.
It's another oriface; beit your smell vag or your mouth.
But it is certainly your ass.

Facebook may be a publicly traded company, but at least there isn't a direct incentive to like or comment on someone's post without even seeing it.
Yeah, sure, someone may see your like or comment on a post and browse your Facebook page.
But steemit.... for fuck's sake.... people are literally up voting shit via bots/scripts without even exploring content.
"Let's give people magic money for posting/liking things on a social media platform! What's the worse that could happen?"
Yes! People are voting for your blog without even reading your blog post.
So, you know what?
I'm going to take a similar approach...
I'm not just going to comment anything you post.
I'm not going upvote it without reading it.
Yes, even if you upvote my post.
I literally don't give a shit.
It costs me nothing to post on here.

You don't follow me?
Cool.
I won't follow you.

No.
Fucking.
Problem.

How is that for being capitalistic?

Oh!
And suck my dick.

The idea and spirit of cryptocurrency isn't meant to purely get you rich.
If you think it is, you should probably die in a fire fueled by US dollars being lit aflame.
I'll bring the barbecue sauce.
Sweet Baby Ray's.