my name is Sebastian Kingcrown and I'm a journalist
"journalist" ... that's so cute.
I decided I'd have tours of tiny houses on my website http://TinyHouseTours.Co
Future customers of Sebastian Kingcrown, you now know what kind of childish mentality to expect when you visit him on his website/business.
I'm looking for ways to overcome my needs not only for myself, but also for those I influence.
You have a long way to go to overcome your need to be a complete childish ass stuck in 1995 in public Sebastian, and it's probably not good for business. I seriously doubt you're influencing anyone over the age of 15.