the UPVOTE Black Market - steemblubber.com

in #steemit8 years ago (edited)

Steemblubber by the DreadPirateWhaler


Want a piece of the whale to promote your new post?
Ok, but it will cost you...

Steemblubber.com

Home for making backroom deals between Whales and Minnows since 2016

SteemBlubber is a new Steem site connecting you to the whales you need to ensure your post's success. We knew from the moment we learned about whales on Steem and the power they wield, that they needed a way to monetize their status without powering down for everyone to see on the blockchain. We provide discrete communication and escrow payments services to protect the interest of both parties.

SteemBlubber will encourage users to POWER UP so they can cash out on our site without ever taking the Steem out of Steem. We offer bulk upvote packages with our pre-powered botnet accounts if you just want sheer numbers. That's right folks, we will take you to the moon.

We used the data courtesy of steemstats, thanks @jesta, for creating a price setting algorithm per vote. Although Whales do have the ability to set their own price.*

We are perfect for...

  • Start Ups
  • Established Businesses
  • Bloggers
  • New Users
  • and of course the Mighty Whales
...because powering down takes too long (Whales) and unpaid hardwork FeelsBadMan (Minnows).

Did we mention our Whale vote guarantee? If you don't make at least 100% return in your investment we will send you the Steem to cover the difference.

So what's the catch? The whale must agree to the deal...

For a limited time we will waive all commission fees. Ends Upon the First Payout of this Post

So get a leg up in the world and hope on http://www.steemblubber.com/

* Whale vote guarantee does not apply if the Whale set their own price.

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Why you not buy votes for this post? you will:

-Earn more on this post than you pay (see whale vote guarantee)
-Promote steemblubber, because you are sure that many people will read your article, because the up votes will make you go trending
-You will immediately proof your concept to all the readers

It will be a Win / win / win situation for you, so if you don't do this I have my doubts

"So what's the catch? The whale must agree to the deal... "

Maybe he couldn't make a deal.

Art explains it best. You should try the site out hint hint.

It's important to go to the website link everybody...

Agreed.

This is how you get paid with out hurting the ecosystem. So much for content though.

It's seems like it would be immoral but in reality it's the next logical step for steem. Evolution people... Accept change. Please develop this site! @tralawar

fuck yea fuck the system

Yeah, It was only a matter of time.

Trending would be down the drain😢

I was hoping this would be trending as a good joke.

would have made for a good laugh

lul.. Ima use this fo sho