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you don’t get it, no crime in saying the word if! I even showed that to my mom, she laughed!

Good to know your mom is a lawyer. I suspect mine has more experience though, he's also really good at golf.

Well at least you’re better than my girlfriend at responses, she hasn’t texted back in over 6 months! Thanks!🙏 Nice chatting with ya! I’m exhausted, gotta go to bed so I can be ready for whatever comes up tomorrow! lol