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Step 1: Click Submit a Story, and title your story something along the lines of:
“How to get upvotes and or people to see your content on Steemit.”
Step 2: Type something along the lines of Step 1, as your first step.
Step 3: Spam the tags, with trends such as, steemit, introduceyourself, pewdiepie, politics, money, how to, bitcoin, etc.
Step 4: Type my Step 2 as your Step 2, and type my Step 3 as your step 3, and even type this step, as your Step 4.
Step 5: Fill your steps, with bullcrap, even though you probably don’t even know what your talking about, and type this (my Step 5) as your step 5.
Step 6: Use clickbait as your first picture, so people click on your worthless begging post. Use my Step 6 as your Step 6.
Step 7: Continue on and tell whoever actually read your post (probably no one) to follow you on all your social media, such as: Steemit, Twitter, Pornhub, Instagram, Vine, In Real Life, and To the Grocery Store, etc. And also type my Step 7 as your Step 7.
Step 8: Then, type “Thanks for following me on all my social media, (For they must have because you told them to). Use my Step 8 as your Step 8.
Step 9: Tell them to upvote your post, and try to convince them to, in an attempt to gain money like the beggar you are. A way of convincing could be perhaps: Why not?, or What do you have to loose?. And Then continue on and say Thanks for reading my post and upvoting and commenting, as you say type(copy and paste) this assuming they are doing these things. Use my Step 9 as your Step 9.
Step 10: Ask yourself why there is a Step 11, or any odd step, above step 10, and then go on to realize that you just now copied the original posters post, (stow is the original poster) in an attempt to get money, and wonder wait will I get sued? And then remember no I won’t for stow said I can copy and paste this post and post it anywhere as long as I give him credit, even though you are probably not anyone because no one will see this post, but if you are, Yay!! And use my Step 10 as your Step 10.
Step 11: Type End at the bottom of the page because people probably won’t know when the post ends (if you don’t do this step people will never stop reading your post). And after the End of All the Steps type Thanks you for reading this post(If anyone even saw your post) and carry on to say how long it took you to make this post,(it took me about an hour). Then say how this whole post was a joke, and explain it, and say sorry if I click baited anyone or you, use my Step 11 as your Step 11.
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Yes, I think this is Nonsymmetrical
(Haha, why are you counting the dashes, or are you?)
Thanks for reading this post, this post took me an hour, and it was really fun to make, yet hard and complicated, but fun. And if you haven’t realized already, this post is a joke, and if your wondering if this is click bait, yes, yes it is. I’m sorry if you did not understand this post, and I’m sorry if I click baited anyone or you. And if you do repost this post please tell me, because I want to see how your repost does.
It would seem that my sense of humor is a little different than yours ;-)
Oh well, it takes all kinds to make the world go round.