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How dare you tempt me with cake! You know full well I'm working towards being a slimmer, sleeker model with Go Fast stripes down the side.

Well I'm about to cycle 10 miles home. I'll deserve a cake after that

Are you insane?

Well I made it :) Trying to make this a regular weekly ride

I do five miles on the bike in the gym. I stagger off a cripple!