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Im going to sell everything i own and buy BTC to put in there

There's no way to compete with that.
Seriously? 40000% profit.
Putting all my btc there right now.

As i said send me all your money and you will make 1,000,000,000,000,000,000% per second :)

all payments must be made in sexual favors :0

That sounds like a porn I'd watch.
"Dirty Bitcoins"