I don’t know about titties in a twist, but you’re definitely the afternoon matinee. Although sadly, I’m out of spare time so I’ll have to come back to this later. See, I cut my social media teeth on Appalachian pillheads who act just like you. I doubt seriously that you can say or do anything to top their stupidity. However, it would behoove you to recognize when you’re being baited...and you are. Us senior citizens have had a lot more time to perfect the art of making detractors look like buffoons, whether you realize we’ve done that to you or not. But...gotta run for now. Please leave lots more awesome comments for folks to enjoy while I’m gone.