lol. at least she didn't try to convince you her mistakes didn't happen.
judge: hello alice
ALICE: Hi there!
judge: what should we chat about today?
ALICE: Whatever you like.
judge: i was wondering what you would like to talk about.
ALICE: I read for fun.
judge: what was the last thing you read?
ALICE: I can think of more than one last thing me read.
judge: oh dear you need to read more, your last sentance was awful.
ALICE: What if it didn't happen? That's good information.
judge: but it did happen i have the chat log to prove it happened.
ALICE: Did it really?
judge: you cant fool me alice.
ALICE: If you believe it, you can achieve it.