Facebook and Steemit had a little chat - Original Content. My first story.

in #steemit8 years ago (edited)

A beautiful day, Facebook and Steemit finally met. Facebook was walking around in the park, when suddenly a soccer ball came to his feets, he grabbed the ball, and when he stood up, a child was looking at him.

Facebook: This ball is yours?

Steemit: Yes it is.

Facebook: What's your name boy?

Steemit: My name is Steemit, and I am a social network.

Facebook: Nice to meet you Steemit, my name is Facebook, I'm also a social network.

Steemit: You are?

Facebook: Yes, I'm the largest social network in the world.

Steemit: Wow! That's what I want to be.

Facebook: Hahahahaha, what kind of social network are you?

Steemit: Well I'm not sure, I think I'm more like a decentralized social media platform where users
get paid to post and vote.

Facebook: What?!?

Steemit: Yes, and I have a blockchain inside me.

Facebook: A blockchain? and users get paid? Kid, I do not know what you are, but I'm sure you're not a social network.

Steemit: Maybe you're right...

Facebook: And you will need a lot of advertisers, so you can pay your users.

Steemit: I don't need advertisers to pay them, besides, they do not like advertising on me.

Facebook: Hum.. I think you are being naive, money just doesn't come out of nothing.

Steemit: I know that, I'm using the blockchain platform to pay them, as long as they continue to post and vote god content, will be ok.

Facebook: Kid I don't have that thing you call "blockchain", I don't pay my users and I'm doing well, I'm the number one social network. How do you make money for your owner? Doesn't he get mad about it?

Steemit: I don't have a owner, my users own me, but at the same time, none of them owns me.

Facebook: I don't quite follow you, I'm confused..

Steemit: Let me explain, this is not about the money, it's about empowering people, it's about people coming together and share their ideas and thoughts.

Facebook: Kid you are very strange, and you dream too high.

While Steemit and Facebook were talking, someone starts calling Facebook.

M. Zuckerberg: Facebook!! Where are you?!

Facebook: I'm here boss!

Steemit: Who is he?

Facebook: He's my owner, I have got to go, see you around kid.

Steemit: Thanks for the chat, goodbye.

To Be Continued...

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that's a lot of imagination there haha

I like it - makes me think of the Apple vs Microsoft men adverts.

heh nice.

Excellent. keep going