You laugh now but how do you think that 8 zero magically ended up on Binance?

If I can get Binance to change a multi million dollar listing then im sure I can help point the IRS in the right direction.

Every account you own and every transaction you ever made is readily available for anyone to see.

This is why smart people dont go balls deep in a centralized coin. It is also why people dont pick fights with people who have more money than them or on the internet.