Breaking News - IS STEEMIT STARTING TO BUY THE FARM? - @papa-pepper investigates

in #steemit8 years ago

Now I can't promise what will happen in the future, but right now STEEMIT is definitely buying the farm, and I can prove it.


Folks, you won't hear @papa-pepper say many negative things about steemit, and I'm not trying to now. However, I spent the day yesterday doing some serious investigation, and I cannot deny the results.


I wanted to make absolutely sure that I had sufficient evidence prior to posting any claims (one way or the other) so I invested a lot of time yesterday into doing some research, and it looks like my suspicions were confirmed.


I will try to lay out my research in an easy to understand manner, but, I do not think that there is any way that you'll be able to disagree with what my experiment determined.


To do my experiment, I followed this simple procedure, so you can follow these steps and do your own research if you want, just to be sure.


STEP ONE

Take STEEM from Steemit Wallet.


STEP TWO

Sell it on Bittrex for Bitcoin.


STEP THREE

Transfer Bitcoin to Coinbase.


STEP FOUR

Link Shift Card to Coinbase wallet.


STEP FIVE

Find an ATM.


STEP SIX

Withdraw fiat US currency.


STEP SEVEN

Use fiat US currency to purchase farm animals from farmer.


THE RESULT?



Well folks, the results don't lie.

Obviously, STEEMIT is starting to buy the farm.


This is some exciting news for all of us, but especially those at the @papa-pepper household.

It was kind of a long day, so I did some more research.

Just look at what else steemit is buying:


Steemit is buying the gas.


Steemit is buying the lunch.


As always, I'm @papa-pepper, and here's the proof:


proof-of-purchase



On another note - It looks like @papa-pepper is one of the "most greateful people on steemit."

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Special thanks to @kus-knee, because the Old Dog Investigates too!

Here's HIS NAME IN PEPPERS

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Congratulations on your success on Steemit @papa-pepper! You've definitely put in the effort, glad to see you are now reaping the rewards. Just be sure to keep a watch out for this guy: pig killer
image credit: Image stolen from somebody who stole it from Warner Bros.

Excellent image credit: LOVE IT!!

Agreed, he's pretty funny himself.

OK, I'll keep an eye out.

I'm glad that you linked the source, because if you took this picture...

Funnest. Tutorial. Evar.

THANKS!
I agree, there was some humor in it!

Bringing home the bacon! If you have not already named the piggy I have done it for you so you can spend your time creating more entertaining posts. Sir Wilbur Piggerson.

My cousins have a pet pot belly named Sam and when they were younger they would feed Sam bacon and sausage. They thought it was hilarious. They grew up to be pretty decent human beings much to my surprise.

That's a fine name for a sandwich... I mean PIG.

That could be a great new slogan:

"STEEMIT - Helping You Bring Home the Bacon!"

Hold the phone! :o Is it mere coincidence that the Steemit logo is so very similar to the ubiquitous ![Push Button, Receive Bacon] symbol?() Hmm....

AMAZING!

I'll go check #conspiracy and see if there is anything to this.

OMG!! Yes Papa Pepper!! Yes!!

This is evidence that one is able to truly make:
Steemed Hams!

...
And yes, I just dropped a rather vague Simpson's reference! ;-)

=)

I am glad that you enjoyed this!

Thanks "Tuck"!

Love your sense of humour. Steem is gaining acceptance

Thanks for the compliment.
I'll see if I can bump your reputation up from a 25 to a 29 quick as a token of my gratitude.

Nope, I couldn't do it.

I bumped you up to a 30 instead.

I'll be following, congratualtions.

That was 3 minutes well spent!

after when pigs grow big and give a spread. sell theys for fiat money and convert it back to STEEM. with more value. now you will have a free small pigs and in a few iterations can become a whale 😊

YOU ARE A GENIUS MY FRIEND!!!

Since I got these for $25 each and could probably sell them immediately for $50 each, I should have picked up some more and just doubled my money right away...

Will we soon see STEEM-POWERED PIGGIES lead to PIGGY-POWERED STEEM?

If I follow your advice, we sure will! Oh, the joy of a farm!

Oh, that is some crafty market trading! :-D

We will see what becomes of it!

pig-steem coin what average price equal to one pig or piggy. lol

Great Idea. should we set up a bounty to implement it?

can I send to you SDB to buy one pig to your farm? and maybe you can wear on this pig collar or board with my name? 😊

CONCEPT IDEA:

Papa-Pepper's Post Promotion Pig Profit Project

What do you think?

nice :) idea
but for long time it's more suitable

If you want your own billboard on a pig, I can do that!
Or maybe we can trade. I'll use a pig as a billboard for you...
and you do a Bigfoot and Rock latte...
I know that Rock will be easy... your choice, Great Idea!

i need go back to home and made it for you. but i want go get more pigs to your farm.

We will see what becomes of it!

I, too, am very grateful for Steemit. I really don't care if I make any cash but I do care about creativity and this platform has me moving quite seriously (and finally!) into the realm of writing and photography. I have not posted much content yet as I am working on 2 projects that are not ready to see the light of day as of now. But, I am working on them and seeing all this creativity and camaraderie is motivational and exciting!

Thank you, @steemit and @papa-pepper!
P.S. - Good on you, Papa, for reinvesting in your land and family.

Thanks @areynolds!

I too have been incredibly more creative lately, and been writing and taking photos more often too.
Were it not for steemit, I definitely wouldn't be.

Haha, remember Orwels animal farm?

Soon youll have some steem grown turtles... and wait for it.... steem grown.............
PEPPERS!!!

OH, YES....

THAT IS EXCITING... You're right.

Can I invest in the farm? The hard fork will give us some option I suppose :)

Also, every upvote is an investment in the farm and the new life!

Oh boy you had me worried then!

I've not cashed out any Steem yet because I'm building my Steempower, but I can see it happening soon, one day I'll be able to take Steem out and pay a bill or something totally frivolous - like a private island ;)
We can dreem huh? ;)

I just gave you an upvote and followed you, so now you are contractually obligated to accept me as a citizen of your island. ;)

OK, you're in.

I can't refute that logic.

I'll need references... ;)

Yeah, I just know that if the power goes out, I'll have no usable STEEM at that moment.
If the power goes out, I can still eat a pig...

Basically a diversification of investments, but I'll cover that in an upcoming post.

HAHA, you had me worried there for a minute. I can see you've made some delicious investments!

Indeed!

To turn STEEM into BACON or not to?

That's a HARD question!

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Congratulations, @papa-pepper! Steem Power, Pig Power, Pepper Power, Papa Power... that's all a powerful statement on the power of the new age (Steemit) meeting the old ways (gardening and raising feeder pigs). More power to you!

Yeah, it's definitely the best of two worlds.
@smailer even wants to send us SBD so we can buy another pig and maybe a rabbit!

CRAZY STUFF THESE DAYS!

Awesome, I'm saving this info :) Thank you once again for teaching me more about #steemit @papa-pepper.

You are so welcome.

I'm glad that you are learning, I like to share.

Thanks @lyndsaybowes!

Hahaha I'm sad I missed this until now but not sad I could still vote on its first payout

Thanks @pfunk.

We've been having some fun lately.
Soon, we may be able to take a trip and eat some Twin Cities Tacos!

If only you knew where the best tacos were... ;)

Nice lill piggy

Absolutely!
Great to hear from you again... How you been?

busy with the day job lately

Well that was fun, thanks.

You are welcome!

This is awesome! I hope more users will see the crowdfunding opportunities Steemit brings!

Thanks. I liked it too.
It shows the potential benefit that Steemit can bring to a family.

Next time bunnis :)

Ok, I'll put it on the to-do list!
Thanks!

That was awesome!

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.
We liked it too!

Bonus, we got our first egg today from the chickens.

lol :D
Literally, a farm

Oh yeah, When you buy "the farm" that's what you get!

A FARM! Literally.

How funny. You had me going there for a bit.

Yeah, I thought it could be fun and encouraging.

Glad your concerns were put to rest, or did they "buy the farm?"

Hahaha, genuine laugh. Made my friday even happier! Good job!

GREAT!

Glad to hear it, it's better than the other option....

As long as the burger doesn't have any of the piggy in it....

That was for me.. not the pigs...

Plus, what kind of hamburger had no "ham" in it?

Haha I meant that particular piggy

OH..... That little piggy stayed home.

lulz.. this deserves so many more upvotes its silly :)

Well, the post is still young...
Maybe more upvotes will be coming.

Do whales like to eat pigs?

EXCELLENT MADNESS GOING ON HERE = I AM HAPPY :-)

Just a little flavor of madness...

It's spicy, like peppers.

Spicy madness - the many flavoured kaleidoscope of Steemian madness!

That would be a good username.

@spicymadness

You missed a trick there @papa-pepper (not like you!)

Steemit is also buying the gas here in the Caribbean too!!!

HAHA!

Great to hear @jamtaylor!

Hehehe! That was great! I only follow you for the humor, you know! Lol! Keep up the great work! 😂😂😂
🐷🐖🐽🐖🐷🐽🐖🐷

Oh, so now you're laughing at me?

Not at, with! Lol, im laughing with you papa-pepper! Love your piggies! Keep them away from big foots mushrooms though! Haha! 🐖🐷😂

Yeah, I think there are actually some growing near there...

Good point!

Does it buy pepper as well?

It can... I just haven't yet...

Perhaps I'll need to do some "research."

Soooo cute!!!!!!

Yeah, at that age...

@papa-pepper, please, don't buy birds that can fly. Too risky investment, you know)

Good choice. Thanks for the advice!

I guess I'll only get in trouble WHEN PIGS FLY!

Well, from the other side it would be great. Just imagine how sensational=profitable it can be! Journalists come from all over the world... You should discuss it with pigs))))))

I think if I could modify a catapult and make it into a pigapult, I might be able to pull it off.

And then - next level can be PIG-PONG. New sort of competitions. Do not feed them too much (good aerodynamic indices are inquired).

Steemits first Pig-Pong Contest?

I like it!

ROFLMAO

You swine! You got me on that one.
Stop playing with my emotions like that, papa - I haven't had my coffee yet. :D

HEY! I DID NOT STATE ANYTHING INACCURATELY.

(some words and phrases just have more than one meaning... I used the more accurate meaning.)

Thanks @merej99 - I haven't had any coffee yet either.....

Awesome! I haven't bought Jack yet , because i dont make jake. Awesome post!

Wait for it...

Hopefully your day will come.

My secret is constantly working my but off 19 - 20 hours a day, but maybe you can find another way!