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hmmm, I blame some bug with Steemit (which someone reported to me recently). I can't believe I wasn't following you since I got here. There have been several accounts I used to follow that I've found I'm no longer following.

At some point, I think I was unsub'd and then resub'd. Or maybe I'm wrong.

< insert that shrug sign I can never get to work properly here >

I usually blame things on the weather. Or if it is some government official I just say: "My accountant made me do it".