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Disturbing.

Hmm. Well then. I must first say I appreciate your honesty but I really think you should leave it up to the professionals here.

Oh... you took it as criticism. It was meant to be a show of support.

Well you obviously don't know how to show support and I should also point out how this fake argument of ours probably looks quite real to those who don't know that we've been friends for quite a long time but they probably won't read this mess of a sentence so I'll just carry on and call you an asshole then end it with exclamation marks!!!!!!

Well I never!!

Not even once?

Once.
Twice to make sure.

Im reading 😂😂😂