You could always become the H3H3 of Steemit and make parody posts. I'd totally upvote you doing some "Redneck Riviera" vacation blogs with pics of you in a bikini!

My larger point here is that Ethan (H3H3) isn't the most attractive dude by American standards, and he's had the added challenge of being an internet content creator with Tourette's. People like him because he's authentic and hilarious, not because he's easy on the eyes.