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I can't wait to watch it on VHS some years now to kick up the nostalgia! Though, I do wish you would have it ported to Betamax somehow. My Betamax performs a bit better and the pictures show in glorious 80p!!

80p! No-one can live at that speed!! :O)

Right!? I couldn't believe it myself!! I spent a cool 7 grand on this bad boy, and honestly, this might be the best investment I've ever made. It's like I'm living in the future!

You have gone beyond the future. You have gone beyond the singularity!!

What's it like up ahead there?

It's a bit chilly. Had I known this was what I was headed into, I would've bought a pile lined sweater or, at least, ear muffs. But, what post-apocalyptic future isn't chilly, right?

I'm not sure how much of the future I could disclose without altering the past, but I will say this, the moon has all but been obliterated on account of a number of coins that rocketed up to it. I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to pop out real quick so that I could get in on some sweet IPO action. Initial Public Offering? Oh good heavens no, that's a relic of the past. Initial Planetary Offering, is the hip thing now. ICOs and Earthly lots are so 21st century.

Yeah, IPOs! I like it. I baggy getting in on the very first one when they come!!

I can imagine all them find ricocheting of the moon so often would just have chipped it away till... Boom!

I'm trying to lock in Mianus, because we wouldn't want anyone else owning it and having their way with it now, do we? Do we!? Hmm...