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I don't know about that. I'm not challenging any one with a stick to a fight if all i have is a carrot. You're crazy man.

How about two carrots?

That might work if you stabed them in the eyes and then made a snarky remark sbout how they are supposed to be good for thier vision.

Man, you are truly killing me today with your funny comments!

As proof i present 2 first place finishes. 1 for my daughter in her dance competition and the other for our race car in world of wheels car show. BOOM!!!! hard work pays off.
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You truly are multitask genious.

You would never think that i am in this giant building watching my daughters dance competition on one side of it then i walk across a tunnel where our race car is in World of Wheels car show all while still having time to entertain on steemit. This place is great.

Lol! I would go for this one:
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Woah, is that a carrot-Zelda sword? SOOOOO cool!

Yap, it's powered up with carotene, Link's healthy choice:)