“My friend Tiddle, do you know that you do bibble when you munch on your favorite snack bar? Would you please stop making those noises while you eat?” I requested politely, before throwing him out of my office for his constant distraction.

“What are you working on, Bobbit? You were so focused that I had thought you didn’t notice me in the last twenty minutes. I’m glad you heard my bibble otherwise, I would think you needed an ambulance.”

“No worries, Tiddle. I’m designing a wabbit right now, and it requires my full attention. You’re not invisible, and I’m not ignoring you.”

“A wabbit. What is that? Is it a rabbit cartoon character, like the Bugs Bunny, Bobbit?’

“No, you silly. A wabbit in computer programming is defined as “a self-replicating program that (unlike a virus or worm) does not infect host programs or documents and remains on the local computer rather than spreading across networks of computers,” I explained.

“I see, but why do you want to create a wabbit, Bobbit?”

I laughed before answering him, “To prevent you from fishing on my laptop. The minute you try to click on my personal or financial folder, the folder will undergo self-destruction to prohibit information leaks.”

“Wow! That’s amazing, Bobbit. I’ll create my own wabbit too,” said Tiddle.