I've been involved with Steemit.com and the STEEM project for nearly 3 months now.
In this time I've grown very close to STEEM and learned of it's many smooth curves..

My name is @klye - I'm an artist / programmer / entertainer and general all purpose weirdo.
I'm here to explain to you some of the finer points of Steemit, and why it's better than sex.

10 - Steemit Puts Out (content) All The Time

Unlike my babies momma, Steemit is always there for me when I need it to relieve a bit of stress. Either it be through writing, illustrating other authors articles, or just browsing through the new post submissions.. One thing is certain. Steemit's always putting out something that I'm wantin'

9 - No Babies!

We've all been there... You're bumpin' uglies with your wife, girlfriend, mistress, goat or whatever.. You're just starting to get your horizontal mambo going.. Then BAM...... Babies.
Thankfully on Steemit we have an age restriction.. Those sneaky little bastards won't pop up here.

8 - No Need to Satisfy It

You sit down, open up the site... Go to where you want, when you want. Doesn't matter if you're browsing deep inside Steemit or just dry humping the trending articles. When you're done you just close the site, get up, put your pants back on and leave. Steemit won't bitch or complain about it like my girlfriend does...

7 - Doesn't Cheat on You

More faithful than an old hound dog, Steemit will always be by your side and is highly unlikely run off and fuck your best friend (do I sound bitter?). Where other dirty crypto currencies will sneak around behind your back and end up in other peoples beds..STEEM won't!

6 - You're Unlikely to Catch Anything (Other than votes!)

Are the saber toothed crotch crickets gnawing through your balls/ladyballs? Does your dick appear to be growing more dicks..? That probably wouldn't have happened had you just stayed on Steemit.com instead of buying 2 for 1 ladyboys on your last vacation... You filthy degenerate!

5 - No Need to Shower off the Swank After

After a sex marathon you're glued to the bed, the wall, your cat and a bag of beef jerky you'd hidden under your pillow for later... After a Steemit.com marathon you're likely significantly less sticky and just as satisfied.

4 - Steemit is Really Accepting

Unlike the random drunk girl that laughed at your genitals when you whipped them out.. Steemit's seen it all and won't really make fun of you for it too terribly much. While not every user is 100% understanding.. as a whole the community feel is welcoming and accepting! Premature posting problem? Steemit won't tell anyone important.. ;)

3 - Very Little Maintenance Required

Haven't shaved your bush or brushed your teeth in 3 days? Join the Club! If you feel the urge to go onto Steemit.com and do some account maintenance.. Cool! But if not.. It's not a big deal! Your Steemit account can sit untouched as long as you want.. and will still be happy to see you when you log back in.

2 - Never Fakes a Headache

Steemit's always in the mood to satisfy your wants and desires. Whether you're craving the latest news from around the world or just want to browse the new up and coming STEEM Stars, Steemit will always make sure that you're well taken care of.

1 - You Don't Have to Pay it After... it Pays YOU!

What's the opposite of a hooker? Steemit.com! Probably the most exciting part about this platform is the fact that instead of trying to charge you for viewing content.. It actually pays you to view, vote and create content inside itself. So go ahead.. Take your pants off, hop onto your computer and start using Steemit.com... Not only will you get to live out your wildest fantasies... But she may pay you for it!

Edit: Oh wow! Thank you very much for the support Steemit! I hope you enjoyed. <3 KLYE