Thanks very much, @mountrock. I know Thando appreciates what I'm doing, and he's WAY more patient than I am (maybe spending a year on a windswept volcanic rock with only 20 other people and a whole lot of seabirds and seals to keep you company does that to you), but I want him to be able to tell his stories and I'm feeling deeply let down by technology. What I'd like is for the Steemit Help team to charge to our rescue and explain how to set up his account on his behalf.