I've been here 8 months and still don't even know how to track a whale, so I don't even understand how there are groupies? (I try not to concern myself with hunting, and Steemit strategies in general, although there is of course no denying the bit of euphoria when a big one stops by). Every once in a while I stop by a trending post and comment if it interests me, but for the most part I just put my videos up and hope for the best. Stumbled onto you because I <3 the SteemBirds.

How much does it suck to have people suck up to you? Or maybe it's fun. Anyway: in all seriousness, don't upvote this. It doesn't deserve an upvote! If anything, go vote for my sweet friend's new photo blog here instead: @jonliz :)