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Now I just feel stupid...I hadn't considered that reverse-zoonosis, human to animal viral transfer, didn't apply to those of the reptilian species. Still, a mask would spare the rest of us from the sight of him.

Still, a mask would spare the rest of us from the sight of him.

Pardon me Master @galenkp for breaking character, but I laughed way too hard at this.

Haha! Well, laughter is the best medicine they say...And these days a little medicine is most welcome. Now...Back into character you!

Never!
I'm going full gonzo!!!