How to Raise the Price of Steem - Upvote? What?

in #steemit6 years ago

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How to Raise the Price of Steem?
Ever stepped into a battle without knowing it, like in the creation, upgrading, and operation of Steemit?

The problem with Steemit is a lot like my battle with the DADADS, Defense Asset Detect And Destroy System: Steemit is a Revolt! It is Revolting!

Of course, with Steemit comes the problem as to why revolt?

Deep questions for Sphinx's Knot type Problems. The knot as we all know cannot be unraveled and so it was cut with a sword by a hero. Also known as the Gordian knot slain by Alexander the Great - an example of solving unsolvable problems by cheating to win.
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Alexander Cutting the Gordian Knot (1767) by Jean-François Godefroy

As heroic as this problem is and that it was by a conquerer of the known world, one likens the adventure of merely cutting a knot so one can stay alive to say, a much more complicated fight - like one's own.

You see, the thing below is a nuclear powered, nanotechnology, alien, self-replicating, makes its own parts, electromechanical, mining system operated by evil demons/jinn that was to turn our universe into an infinite nothingness of chaos and complete darkness.
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The problem with the thing above is that when it self destructs, eliminating the mind control features and weather modification capabilities one is happy for the success but then there is the radiation sickness to survive and we just ordered these pills:

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The pills are used to combat radiation sickness from living in a world where necromonger cults who open pandora's box so everyone can be their slaves, organ donation sources, and meat supply so that there is no fear of being nuked. No fear!

Now, how does this all relate to:

How to Raise the Price of Steem?

It's really simple. Have you ever been in a military unit, a choir, worked at Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, VK, Apple or other high technology vastly superior organizations of social media?

Every morning, the Unit or corporate flag is raised high while marching, singing, organized ranks of automatons pass in review of their fearless leader. As they march into history, brainwashing regular people with ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT algorithms subliminally forced into peoples' heads all across the world. Funded by governments, huge corporations, and cults to data mine, twist peoples' minds to vote for uninspiring lackluster mechanistic puppets.

We at Steemit Do not Want To nor Will We Ever Stoop So Low!!!!

Understood. That's why in the face of huge competition you need a very special potassium iodide pill:

Vote for me. Vote for my posts. And steem will increase and support thousands upon thousands of families in a non-automaton way without marching and singing in ranks and passing every morning in review before a fearless leader, only a puppet figurehead put in place with government and corporate contracts to continue the re-election of mindless unimaginative rubber-stamping bureaucratic politicians for life.

In other words, only God can raise the price of steem, so vote for posts that spread the word of God, your potassium iodide pill.