This post may be the junk you "burn" but you've read it fucking top to bottom then called the number on the flyer and given them your life story.
not sure he said much, other than it's bullshit to think the way portrayed in what's above, maybe
I think I do a better job of "my life story" although that's a grain in comparison to what I could comment, I'm keeping it short :D 600 words + that's short and this is me being realllllly short :D
What I actually meant (and sarcasm and boredom to blame for not iterating it clearly) is that we've done exactly what this article was designed to: engage.
The content is well written and the chap writing it is basically paying for exposure, causing conflict and using "click bait" tactics to do this; but he's also breaking the 4th wall by telling you he's doing this and exactly why it's working (it is working, we have engaged).
You're giving the wrong guy credit for what happened here. :)