hahahahahaha -- I really did laugh out loud when I saw this post. Maybe someone can make a bot that leaves this message whenever a user function doesn't complete properly. It is good to know that the problems are not DDoS, only internal.Best of luck in your constant active work to solve the root issues! I hope some of the root issues can be diagnosed and solved before all the fun at SteemFest2.
Actually, I'd 100% prefer if the issues weren't self-caused.
I think that's part of what made me laugh. 'Don't worry -- our internal problems are much worse than any external issues.' ; )