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I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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