4 Weird Facts About Kim Jong-un That Will Make You Go WTF

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)

Who would have thought that life of a dictator could be weirdly hilarious until Kim Jong-un came into the picture! The deeds of the current Supreme Leader of North Korea have broken several records of craziness. But before we go on to reading about his nonsense badassiyat, let’s know a little bit about his family.

He is the son of Kim Jong-il, his late father and former leader of North Korea. With all due respect to their oddball lifestyle, his father was a superhuman, who as they say, never defecated!

So yeah, carrying the genes of a superhuman father, it is only natural for the son to possess some extraordinary qualities, like:

He attended school in Switzerland secretly as “Pak Un”
Apparently, he was a big zero in his academics. He never passed any exams and stayed fascinated with basketball (he still is a big basketball fan, by the way) and computer games. The situation went so bad that his father had to take him out of the International School of Berne and got him an admission in a state school, where he was put in a low-tier grade.

His headmistress introduced him to class 6 A as Pak Un from North Korea, and the son of a diplomat.

At 29, The Onion newspaper announced him as the “Sexiest Man Alive” for the year 2012.
And then they told the world just how much he deserved it,
“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true.”

His haircut is pretty popular in the country and even has a name- “Ambitious!”
It was reported that male university students in North Korea were asked to copy his haircut!

His severe addiction to Swiss cheese can be seen all over him
During his schooling in Switzerland, he developed a strong liking for Swiss cheese. Apparently, North Korea government spends tens of thousands of pounds per year on Swiss cheese import to keep the Supreme leader satisfied while the country starves.
His ballooned-up body and limp-walk caught mass attention and people blamed his love of Swiss cheese for the same. However, some also said that the increased body might be a deliberate attempt to look more like his grandfather.

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Nice story :)

I feel like one could easily write a similar weird story about Trump and all the shit that he has done before he was elected (and also now :D)

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