@acidyo asked and he shall receive:

Check out this new poster...with some sweet short one-liner, but don't even know how to self-vote, do a proper intro, or edit the profile to give readers a clue, and he even upvoted my upgoat..hehe, the best part.....the noobs upvoting and commenting don't even know they are being messed with...haha 😀😁😂

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@idikuci/difficulty-with-making-friends

then go see the rest....'Cleaner, driving for a living' is smacky-wacky as shit! 😝

Dry Humor: Still Elluding Steemit Noobs
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