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i'll take payment with you giving me nightly dandy massages

My mum always taught me; because your mind isn't so bright you have to use your body to do the job instead. Boy was she right

your mom was an honest madame

Yea that's fair to say

i envy you, your mom could actually get you laid with a threesome or more

Yea she always arranged very nice play dates with my classmates and recorded it on tape . Sweet memories