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Hey, kids! Look! It's a metaphor! No, really, not like the ones in the zoo, but walking around in the wild!

Have an upvote for that lovely comment. Thank you for stopping by. Mind if I follow?

Are you stalking me? Because that would be cool, what with me being out in the wild and all, freely being a truly metaphorical genus.

(pun intended to look like a typo ... I get frightened sometimes and feel that I must explain myself)

I give you permission not to explain yourself to me. I understand all too well how some things can be perceived, but this isn't a place you have to worry about that.