Thanks for reading. While I agree this is not a simple "one-click" solution, I do believe protecting your keys is a must in the crypto space. I do not think you need to be an expert in order to "begin" protecting your money. It should be the first step.
Check out this simpler paper wallet process that does not involve any designs by @xeroc - https://steemit.com/steem/@xeroc/paperwallet-easily-secure-your-account-with-steem-paperwallet-generator