Hello you pathetic hoomans!

Me and my hoard of nuclear cloaca terminator ducks have been browsing the Steemit feeds and we have decided that you hoomans are too idiotic to hold the position of top dog in this world...

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Steemit is split into 4 parties...

1. • Hooman liars
2. • Hooman scammers
3. • Hooman spammers
4. • Hooman idiots...

Let me explain it better to you stupid hoomans...

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1) - Hooman liars

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The hooman liars are a mixture of whales, those who got in first and whitnesses... You puny hoomans get fed spoon fulls of excrement by this group and you lap it up like there will be no tomorrow...

"Produce good content"
"Don't pay for votes"
"Don't create fake accounts"
"Don't use bots"
"Don't up-vote your own content"

To the superior duck nation it is more than obvious, and thanks to the blockchain technology they can't hide their own hideous lies... It is these whales that use and abuse Steemit for their own gains...

All of these big guns that spew out this crap all of the time are only afraid that someone will come along and remove the stranglehold they have on the reward pool... Can you not see petty hoomans!?

You can just mosey on down to your local whale account and check out who actually votes on their self proclaimed "quality content", check their wallets and see just how many votes they buy. Check their satellite accounts spamming and pouring the rewards into their main account...

This on the other hand is fantastic for my superior duckness and nuclear cloaca! When we make our move you hoomans will be too blind to see anything coming...

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2) - Hooman scammers

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It amazes us, your duck superiors, how stupid you puny hoomans really are...

"Pay me X SBD and I will upvote your post"
"Pay me X Steem and I will re-steem your post to a gazillion followers"
"Just put your password here..."
"Just click my dodgy link and you'll be rich!"

This is absolutely fantastic news for us, the duck nation! All we have to do for world dominance is offer you some crap reward and you will willingly hand over your soul to me!
For example the pay for vote, many of the bots are excrement! You spend your precious SBD/Steem/whatever and the up-vote you get isn't enough to cover what you paid (for a start, depending on when you get the vote you will have to split it with the curators).
And re-steeming your crap content to thousands of bot accounts won't get you anywhere... Stupid hoomans...

Lets not go into fake hot korean female accounts, ei?

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3) - Hooman spammers

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The contradictive-ness of the whole subject is incredible... Let us take Cheetah bot. The bot flags spam, yet all of its comments are the same, hence creating spam itself...
Then we have about 25% of all Steemit members posting an image every 5 minutes. Copy and pasting some interesting phrase every 5 minutes...

There are the weird comments like "Well done, love your content, very good, keep up the good work!" on a post stating that someone is going to start cancer treatment...

Lets not go into the "I upvote you, please vote and follow me!" posts...

Suffice to say, Steemit is flooded with crap content... Just click on the "new" tab...

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4) - Hooman idiots

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Basically ... The minnows. But not just anyone, those who actually think they are going to be as big as ned, berniesanders or hajin without using sneaky snide tactics...

You don't just get tons of up-votes unless you have bots, have a ton of Steemit friends, are part of a Steemit ring, are incredibly hot or lead an incredible lifestyle...

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Thank you very much for your attention petty hooman! Now up-vote me and you can now go back to your pointless existence...

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One more thing...

Where do ducks go when they are sick?
The ducktor!