Welcome ya dirty sonofabitch! Let's get started.

1. Be yourself, if you suck, be some one a little better, standard social media stuff.

2. You're gonna want an introduction post with your picture and a sign in your hand that shows the date. Proof of brain, shows your not a cyborg, unless you are a cyborg... In which case cool, be sure to add that in your post. Tag that post 'introduceyourself' pretty basic shit but lots of people fuck it up.

3. Don't beg, don't copy paste, cite sources, if you want to use pictures you didn't take, give credit to the poor bastard who did. It's not rocket math, just credit where due.

4. Get your shit together, under settings you can add a profile pic, cover photo...

5. If your showing of your tits or Wang or vulva or what have you, tag it NSFW. Nobody wants to scroll to your dick on rando, if you want to turn NSFW on or off its in settings.

6. Post as often as you can post good stuff, don't post shit one photo with brief description 8 times a day, make one post with all the photos, description, how you took them, maybe a story behind the series. Sorry you haven't given me much to go on with this intro so I'm just throwing shit out there.

7. Find people you like, read there shit, make meaningful comments, make connections. If you try to suck off whales (bigwigs) all day you'll probably find you end up with a sore jaw and not much else. Look for people who are starting out and support them, they may support you too and you can ride each other's successes together like a happy circle jerk.

8. Don't quit your day job and don't expect a whole hell of a lot. It's free. You didn't pay to be here, and you've already made more then on any other network with my 10¢ up vote, so don't be a whiny bitch when you take in 3¢ a post. You won't win them all, you're going to have to pimp yourself out, after posting go read and comment on your faves, it's a good way to remind them you're alive.

9. If you have crypto advice, don't. There's already to many blowhards here😂 Check out discord and steem.chat, this is an aside that hardly deserves its own point.

10. Convert any earnings to steem on the market then power up, power beggars power. Right now steem ain't worth jack what it could and should be worth, last year it spiked to 10$ (Canadian), this year I'd hope to see it spike to 20$ HODL is what all the blow hard crypto kings say.

Hope this as helped, and you don't mind I'm going to steal this whole comment to make a new post because I put a fuck ton of effort into it.