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Oh, sorry, does this bother you? Please, go crawl back under your rock. You called up the minions, you call them off.

Alright, well, since you're not going to learn your lesson good luck to you!

What lesson is that, you're the only one allowed to call out what you see as bad behavior?

Party time!

Why are you such a dick, were you repeatedly raped as a child?

No, but @noganoo was and he'd love to tell you about it.

Again, when you act like a dick (or douche), you get treated like one.

I didn't act like a dick, man, I called you out for being one.
I'm not hurting anyone. Sure, you can mess up my day, but what is your damage? Why does that give you pleasure?