Are u tired of staying in your country? Do u want to travel out to a better country? U don't have a visa or passport? U don't have to worry, you can now travel out of the country without a passport or visa!
Here is how to go about it ... take your smart phone, put it on airplane mode, place it on the ground and stand on it. Mention the name of the country you want to travel to three times then, shout vhooom!!! ... Let me go and freshen up, thank me when you reach your destination.