RED ALERT: The STEEM GNOME Has Turned Evil And Is Draining The Reward Pool!

in #steemgnome8 years ago (edited)

Steemit addicts are freaking out because the Steem Gnome has turned evil and is currently draining the reward pool! A new video has been released showing the rogue Steem Gnome and his evil transformation!

The little cute Steemy Gnome has turned evil and is currently wreaking havoc on Steemit! Some kind of cacybubonic virus has invaded his body and microscopic replicants are being created every millisecond! The RNA viral strands are composed of letters that spell out, D R A I N T H E R E W A R D P O O L. These RNA replicants have taken over the Steem Gnome's brain functions! He will soon infect the entire Steemit community. He must be stopped!

PANIC

MAYHEM

MADNESS

How will the Steemians fight back against the evil gnome?

What will happen to the loyal Steemit addicts?

Their future rests in your future mouse clicks.

STOP THE EVIL GNOME FROM INFECTING THE STEEMIT COMMUNITY!

Calling all scientists to discover a vaccine to stop this D R A I N T H E R E W A R D P O O L cacybubonic virus from spreading and infecting our entire community! Hurry! The community is at risk!

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credit goes to @schattenjaeger for giving me the inspiration to create a DRAINTHEREWARDPOOL virus idea....he left this comment on @cryptoctopus' Steemit Header contest.

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"NO GNOME LEFT BEHIND!"

Stop gnome discrimination. Just because this high roller just happens to be different, it is suddenly ok to hate a player. Nobody hates Ned, and he is the highest high (steem) roller of all time.

Dicrimination is deplorably disgusting!

I say, let the gnome eat.

Unless of course gnomes are the axis of evil, then by all means, lets have a war against evil

Where do I sign up?!

TEEEEAM STEEEEM..... FUCK YEAH!!

We dont need no...COMPETITION

We dont need no... fuckin gnomes!

I say, let's eat the gnome!!!

Thats the meme right there

Nobody hates Ned

Leave me out of this, thank you.

Looool just checked out your latest post , I have to say well done and a blast of a ending :D

Ned's dead honey...Ned's dead

I explained my introductory post how I was able to survive.

Time for a drink!!

I'm so glad you posted something besides a crotch or cleavage.

😂😂😂😂

For fu**s sake!

I told you he was scary, he's after all our money arrghhh lol

I think he needs to come of the meth!

OMG, I love the video!
If I got to play with gnomes on the computer the hubby would probably commit me. LOL

So the virus worked huh?
Dr. Evil will be pleased.
i'll need to go and get my shot.
Gnomes united foreva!
One day we will rule the world!!!!
Sorry, was that out loud?

I hate shots! But I need this one!

Virus shots are for gnomes only. So if you are not a gnome you can't get the shot.
In regular people the virus does serious damage to the brain, draining the IQ and turning them into Trump supporters.

did you get the hidden meaning of virus?

possible not. It's early in the morning here and my brain is not yet awake.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

There is only a single way: let's chop his head off! ^^

i suppose that is the only way!

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I say we find a garden , lure him there and get him drunk, then we reverse engineer the crypto keys and hijack the infected gnome , then we can sell him on the black market , or set him up with a role in the new WarZ or Residen Evil , that would shurely be worth it.

noooooooooo!

can I get you of your trail and over at my post , its a third one , but it still feels like first :D
https://steemit.com/story/@j3dy/having-fun-on-steemit-c30-d3-week-recap-work
critiques are appreciated , and comments worshiped

or was noo the answer :D

i don't noooooooo

Hoping not to sound completely foolish, but is draining the reward pool a thing? There does seem to be a defeated air around here lately, I had to talk two friends away from the ledge recently, and a couple of others are taking a time out. @sigmajin was basically boot-stomped just for proposing an idea to create a balance and seems to have disappeared since then. It might be coincidental but I can't help wondering if resteeming his posts and defending him against being accused of promoting censorship and having an agenda to take out pornography (for which I see no basis whatsoever, he was only talking about low quality posts being way overpaid, not specific genres) might have put me on some kind of blacklist.

I take a break every now and then. I think it's healthy... I keep getting drawn back in. I think many of us go through the cycle now.

I'm thinking you're right, and I also have to eat a little crow. It's funny how you get the boost you need at the exact right moment sometimes, or possibly the most opportune moment because sometimes it feels a bit like a casino. But there are so many great people here, freedom loving yet extremely diverse, it's amazing and would keep me no matter what.