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     5 years ago (edited) 

    The judge: you are sentenced to death.

    The accused: I really appreciate your advice and encouragement.

    That's a fine level of sarcasm for sure. Not even mad.

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     5 years ago  

    I was drinking water and I almost died by choking when I read that.

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     5 years ago  

    a lawyer is missing :)

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     5 years ago  

    Boosta what are your supposed crimes of high treason? I don't get what they are attempting to smear you with. I see no crime.

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     5 years ago  

    George Carlin: ... You don’t have to be a historian or a political scientist to see the Bigger Dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: “What?! They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!”