I wish for everyone to have a cheeseburger. I know it sounds crazy, but if everyone got a cheeseburger imagine how many world problems this would solve all at once...
No more world hunger.
No more fighting, because you need both hands to eat a big enough cheeseburger.
No more racism or discrimination, because everyone gets an equal number of cheeseburgers.
Plus it's great for the imagination and holiday magic to wonder how all these cheeseburgers suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Everyone will celebrate!!
We will make new friends, because, wow, what a conversation starter it is to talk about magic cheeseburgers.
Happy holidays, and cheeseburgers to all!!