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!openpockets

Blimey! Negative Stage Item Obtained: Bomb! -2 to players hit!

Bomb
TIP: Your pickpocket item will be replaced each time you steal a new one. Currently this has not been locked down so please only run pickpocket once per stage

Gah! Covered in crap and now weakened! Could this day get any worse?

!mysticblast

You summon up your inner energy and produce a lightening blast:
lightening
You barely maintain control of the powerful blast, but it clips the enemy for a large hit of 8 points. Nice! Nice! you needed to hit for 7 and including bonuses from items you hit for 6. You won the fight and may now progress to the next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel

Okay, that doesn't compute. What now?

Yep, the bot's been having issues with math all tournament long -- although this time it did the math correctly but incorrectly said you won.

You're at 2 life points left for the stage, with a current modifier of -2 to your rolls (so you need to roll 9 or better to pass).

Okay, thank you.

!l2

You still have 2 life points:

TIP: Grab as many items as you can plus consider a less difficult attack